Greetings little peons which I invented, you see before a glorious history of evil devices that 'I', ME... Invented. Over time, the disgusting heroes of this world, which 'I' invented! ME! Not Cortex! Read your bible, I wrote it!... Heroes like lazy bandicoots just leave these wonderful toys to rot where they fall... But Dr. Cortex, who said he invented many things, LIAR!... Says "Hurry! Build me a space head and many NV devices!" So, I have invented... Recycling! Remember the N. Brio patinant phrase, "reduce, reuse, REVENGE!"... I created slinkies! Stop playing with them, because they're mine! You see before you an ocean of wrecked dreams... my dreams. From this ocean Dr. Cortex has asked me to harpoon the white whale of evil. Recycling shall destroy the world. And I, as it's inventor, shall get the credit! Look! Lite-brite!... I didn't invent this, Buck Mier did! It's not evil, why is it in the pile?
Current Residence: Hollywood, California
Skin of choice: Yellow
Personal Quote: Yes!... I wrote that line earlier!